by Luke_Milk November 19, 2017
When u get to work, go directly to the bathroom, take a massive shit, and then come out and pretend to work for about 15 min and then repeat the process till u have shit 20 times, or the work day is over .
by The Tooth Man May 16, 2012
by loopewr May 09, 2022
When you jam two-tree fingas up a girls snatch and rub the pussy juice under your nose and walk away.
by MuchoGucciSuavecito May 17, 2017
ill band from long island
known for there live preformances, catchy hooks, and unique titles
~cute without the "e" (cut from the team)~
def an emo band, but still kick ass
known for there live preformances, catchy hooks, and unique titles
~cute without the "e" (cut from the team)~
def an emo band, but still kick ass
taking back sunday !!!
great romances of the 20th century:
september never stays this cold
where i come from and you know
im not one for complaining
but i love the way u'd role
excuses of the tip of your tongue
as i slowly fall apart...
fall apart
timberwolves at new jersey:
this is me with the words on the tip of my tongue,
and my eye through the scope
down the barrel of a gun
remind me not to ever act this way again
this is you trying hard to
make sure that you're seen
with a girl on your arm
and your heart on your sleeve
remind me not to ever think of you again
great romances of the 20th century:
september never stays this cold
where i come from and you know
im not one for complaining
but i love the way u'd role
excuses of the tip of your tongue
as i slowly fall apart...
fall apart
timberwolves at new jersey:
this is me with the words on the tip of my tongue,
and my eye through the scope
down the barrel of a gun
remind me not to ever act this way again
this is you trying hard to
make sure that you're seen
with a girl on your arm
and your heart on your sleeve
remind me not to ever think of you again
by blackhawk460 January 26, 2009
Removing the rope climb from the gym class curriculum rather than shaming the four fat kids who can't climb it. Often used as a metaphor for the pussification of America by comedian Adam Carolla.
Santa Monica could really crack down on the homeless but instead they're just taking the rope down and letting them continue to urinate in our parks.
by griffin_t_a September 11, 2009
A person, getting out their penis, and normally proceeding to engage in a sexual act or masturbation.
Commonly given as an excuse to leave and masturbate.
Commonly given as an excuse to leave and masturbate.
Oh, Jeff is taking the dog for a walk tomorrow with Oliver
I'll be back in 5 minutes, just taking the dog for a walk
I'll be back in 5 minutes, just taking the dog for a walk
by Mayonnaise gurgler March 10, 2017