Alex's Vacuum

A term used for the description of an abusive girlfriend. One in which a man comes to work, or another public place with bruises, in which lacking a better excuse simply states (see example). The name Alex was chosen as a prefix in a degrading way, since Alex means "Defender of Man" this term obviously degrades the person.

Friend 1: Did you hear John has a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 3: I heard she's Alex's Vacuum though.
Friend 2: Another falls prey to an abusive girlfriend, just like Geoff did.

by Spoonyy September 22, 2010

Alex McLean

He is the BEST boyfriend ever. Very loyal and sexy :), I love him lots and lots forever and ever

Alex McLean

by Honey bear87 January 17, 2012

alex wassabi

The best youtuber in the world. Alex Wassabi is a very caring guy. He will do anything for his family and friends. Alex is also a very happy guy and just wants to make everyone else smile and laugh with his daily vlogs. He hates stuffies and is also dating LaurDIY, another youtuber, and they're the cutest couple ever. #LAUREX

Alex Wassabi is the best youtuber.

Alex Wassabi is dating LaurDIY

Alex Wassabi hates stuffies.

by youtube_lover July 6, 2017

Alex Anderson

One of the best gamers on the planet the coolest guy ever don’t fuck with him because he on his gang shit nah just kidding he’s just a dude who wants a girl please

Alex Anderson is lonely

by Bluemask2021 January 21, 2018

Alex Mora

likes judy hops

Person 1: who is alex mora
Person 2:the guy who likes judy hops in her sexy maid outfit

by Sushi3k January 6, 2022

Alex-Core

Its a subculture of comfort and selfcare. Alex-core represents the act of wearing an oversised comfy lounge clothes (preferably an Oodie or oversised hoodie), and snuggling up on the couch with a fresh cup of warm tea. The tea must under no circumstances be reheated in the microwave.

I'm going home after work, and I'm going to go live my best alex-core life for the rest of the day.

by The Yeet Dinosaur February 6, 2023

Alex Cruz

Alex Cruz is an example of things being bigger in Texas. Standing at 5'10, 360 LBS of PURE MUSCLE, Alex is a giant of a man. He is strong enough to lift ridable lawnmowers with ease. He is also capable of lifting truck axles with his bare hands. He can even lift the front end of a car. He is fond of chucking 100 lb weights (literally) at walls. Of Mexican and Native American descent, he has the blood of a warrior. As the best friend of STREETFIGHTER351, they work together and thrive. Although they are both broke, they work together to acquire and share games. Alex is a generous man who has given many opportunities to people in his life. Coming from a harsh upbringing, he grew strong, although unfortunately he did not receive a proper education. Anyone who dares challenge him will taste total and utter defeat. They'd be lucky not to end up in a hospital. Alex is UNDEFEATED in the streets. Although one of the toughest men to exist, he is the kind of person to help others in need and display warmth. Even though he cannot read or write, he has a 5000 IQ so people have a hard time outsmarting him. Fortunately for him, his friend STREETFIGHTER351 understands his troubles and upbringing and will help him in situations when he needs someone to read something for him. They might not be blood, but they are brothers forever.

"Remember, STREETFIGHTER and ALEX are very big men. Anyone else? Little men. Weak. Nobody can lift weights like we can" -Alex Cruz
"Remember your place, me and Alex got the bigger and more mightier Chungus than you." STREETFIGHTER351

by SF351andAlexTwoVeryBigMen December 1, 2020