ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.

Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?

by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018

Ham

She’s annoying but she’s also funny and nice so like idc if she’s annoying cause I am too

Have you seen my friend ham?
No..why tf is her name ham..
You wouldn’t understand…#brocken#emo

by r3wbeef July 12, 2021

Ham

It’s good that comes from dirty pigs and Muslims can’t have it

Can I have some ham?

by Davidsixtyfour November 22, 2021

hammed up

To be in possession of large amounts of ham.

Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"

by chesyon March 20, 2023

slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).

Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"

by MasterOfDeliMeats October 26, 2017

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.

Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.

by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022

Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 15, 2008