mustard sandwich 

1.) A woman's genitalia; a vulva; a vagoo.

2.) Also, a delicious sandwich exclusively containing mustard.

1.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

2.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

mustard sandwich by C. B. F. April 5, 2008

Cock Sandwich 

A sexual fantasy that overzealous, ambitious and persistent misogynists cite as the answer to all the worlds' problems, much to their women's dismay.

Feeling down? You know what you should do! You should give me a cock sandwich?

Hey, I finished my thesis. Where's that cock sandwich you promised me?

The world will be a better place when I get a cock sandwich

The Only reason women should leave the kitchen is to give me a cock sandwich

Cock Sandwich by Revolutionary Tits September 27, 2011

Choke Sandwich 

It is any sandwich without any condiments, which causes the feeling that you have food stuck in your throat.

Yo bro why are you drinking so much soda with your sandwich?

I did not put mayo, oil, and vinegar on it and I feel like I am choking.

Your broke ass always making a Choke Sandwich since your girl left you.

Choke Sandwich by Mt. Everst July 2, 2006

make me a sandwich 

A request for an all-male threesome, usually by a closeted young person, ie. he would like to be in the middle of the "sandwich". Coded placement of the word "bitch" in the sentence indicates in which role he would like to participate.

"Make me a sandwich bitch" or "Bitch, make me a sandwich."

make me a sandwich by gingerbreadfeet July 28, 2013

if sandwich 

Its when the "if" used in a sentence is unrealistic to happen

I dunno, that's a pretty big if sandwich

if sandwich by Brad " The Brad" July 18, 2006

Cream sandwich 

The messy aftermath of anal sex, in which the result is jizz in the A, which resemble a cream sandwhich cookie

Damn i gave sally a big ol' cream sandwich and i was a hamerin dat shit and she took it like a bitch and moaned like a wildabeast

Cream sandwich by Gladdis Jankins January 6, 2008

Ghetto Sandwich 

A type of sandwich that consists of a slice of cheese wrapped around a large portion of deli meat. No bread. Common in regions throughout Ontario.

"We were late for class, so I fixed myself a ghetto sandwich"

Ghetto Sandwich by Brad Reid February 24, 2010