rip

a lot of people wonder why the verb "rip" is used to describe the activity of excreting a fart out of your ass. this is a fascinating subject. based on a great deal of research, we have concluded that when "ripping a nasty," you are quite lit'rally ripping a hole in the previously fart-less space-time continuum, and injecting a stinker into the emergent vacuum: thus, you are ripping. it was believe this coined by Albert "Airturds" Einstain in 1904 in his magnum o'piss, "An die Physiker des Stinkertons."

thomas pebbles: fucking shit, dude, i fucking ripped so loud last night right at the moment i oh'jizm'd with kara.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.

by trilliam turdsworth December 18, 2021

Rip & Dip

3 words Coffeezilla and Amish Patel begin their 'The Drip' podcast on their YouTube channel of controversial topics and vocalise their thoughts and opinions to their audience. Sharing news, wisdom, advice and dare I say push you to think for yourself on things worth questioning.

Let's rip & dip! The topic today we'll start on is Omicron. ..ect.

by pinkmonstra December 21, 2021

Rip an Eric

When you are at the dinner table with guests and you rip a fat fat. Once the smell hits the guests, the head of table gets up walks into his room and slams the door.

I went to Katie’s house last night to meet her family and i happened to rip an Eric.

by Lips1997 March 31, 2022

Rip

A verb or noun that can be used to replace literally any other verb or noun, usually in a positive context.

Hey, are you ripping class today?
Yea I'll rip.

by BorSaks April 11, 2022

Rip an iffy

Ripping an iffy refers to trying to push out a fart while you know there is a chance that it could be shit. To rip an iffy is to embrace uncertainty in your attempt to pass gas. As such, the situation is “iffy”.

I had a tummy ache so I tried to rip an iffy and shit my pants.

by oldsexinjury April 16, 2022

Ripped

Getting ripped

We’re getting ripped tonight

by anonymous November 11, 2021

Pull the rip cord

To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.

Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022