Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.
Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."
by HerpDerp2020 December 05, 2011
by Randy Vanasse December 17, 2003
oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack
by Mohamed youssif July 06, 2006
It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!
Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?
Clerk : No.
Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?
Clerk : 'the fuck!?
Clerk : No.
Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?
Clerk : 'the fuck!?
by CumChup November 14, 2007
The series of events one should follow when adhering to the utmost of courtesy and etiquette in a large scale shower stall wrangle. That is, when out at a festival, campground, or military exercise where many men have to share a few shower stalls, common sense dictates that one shouldn't linger.
Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.
Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.
"what's the big hold up, why's the lineup moving so slow...it's easy man it's pits, pack, crack, get out!"
"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold
-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"
"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold
-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"
by joelpball123 October 12, 2009
1. Packed as in package, basically a black guy who's good at fucking
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you
"He's such a CPN (Certified Packed Nigga), he could get this any day."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."
by SteamThoughts October 20, 2019
The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.
Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.
by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017