(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

by mickdre October 27, 2021

dipped in cap

The new way to say cap

“Hey bro, I just got a ps5”
“Nah,bro that’s dipped in cap”

by Wavvvydavvvy September 4, 2021

Capping

Doing good

I be capping all night

by Brent ion October 16, 2020

cap

When Donald Gallegos says some stupid ass bullshit lie to get out of playing PS4 when asked to

Damn this nigga Donny is such a capper holy shit

by mr. santi December 16, 2019

Capping

Grant Vancamp

Jackeyson “lets go out “
Grant “yes let’s go “
*Grant never shows up = he’s capping

by y do u hate me October 23, 2020

Cap

The word uttered when someone lies.

“I could go 5 minutes with prime Muhammad Ali.” - Pvt. Turlington
“That’s cap!” - Sgt. Blome

by Sergeant Tank February 18, 2024

White Wool Cap

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.

After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.

by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011