the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.

mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!

by TheCHAMP... February 04, 2012

Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose

Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring

by GeneralAirlo June 20, 2023

Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.

Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…

by 25lilh October 18, 2022

True to the nose

A literal or figurative "smell test" of something or someone

"Hey, is that milk still good?", "Ya for sure, its true to the nose" or like "Hey, do you think we can trust her?" "Ya think so, she at least seems true to the nose"

by Gambizzit July 24, 2017

Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 16, 2023

Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 02, 2022

Two-nose

A person that knows it all.

Someone that is nosy as hell and is always in everyone's business.

A white person

Damn, theres alot of 2nose out today.

That 2nose is on one

Whats sniffin, two-nose?

by Neechybaybee December 27, 2021