Nipple Spasm

Where your nipples do an amazing spasmic dance

Dude, my girlfriend had a totally awesome nipple spasm last night!

by DragonLord7854 January 17, 2015

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.

Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

nipple biggies

A variant of Tig Ol Bitties referring specifically to the nipple.

S: I feel like watching Love Island.

R: I'd like to fondle your nipple biggies!!
S: Sounds great!

by twentyfoursevenbooler July 1, 2018

Garage Nipples

When a girls nipples are Chaf from extreme rubbing of the Ariola. Making them red and flaky asf.

Damn Brittany has garage nipples asf she has to be in pain asf.

by OverlyHigh September 11, 2016

Microwave Nipple

A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!

Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!

by Project 808 July 31, 2017

Fupa-Nipple

It’s an obscenely small micro baby penis. So small even, some can confuse it with and question why they have a nipple between their legs.

His fupa-nipple was beaming through his pants when we were ice skating today.

by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025

NIPPLE LIGHT

A low hanging light, with the appearance of a nipple. It has a centre dot, which give the light a titty type look. The nipple light was invented by sir Alexander Titty Totterson, the founding father of the diamond cutter lactation looters. The first nipple light was created by assimilating all 4 elements in harmonious ceremony in which a ritual sacrifice was made.

"He gave his life, for the nipple light." -Olivia Trottier

"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln

by Rent a car place January 31, 2019