Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023

matthew

matthew is a name which we corelate to penis drink.

"i love some matthew in my mouth from time to time" says sean.

by psysean June 24, 2023

Matthew

A person who moans and is a masochist.

Man, ash is a matthew. He keeps moaning when his D&D character takes damage.

by cakefucker February 27, 2023

Matthew

fat-ass

hahahahaha imagine being a Matthew

by ponktree March 5, 2023

Matthew Beauchesne

A man usually called BIG MATT by everyone including his mother, even though he is not very big in size yet very dense. he only gets the lady's that have very erotic personality's, he uses them to make GIFs that go incredibly viral. keep BIG MATT away from your ladies, you may never see them again.

I wish i could be like Matthew Beauchesne and chill with baddies all day and night for cabbage.

by howlyprowly March 13, 2023

Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.

Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger

by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023

Matthew

bald

That man has a Matthew head

by Matthew.is.bald January 23, 2023