California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.

Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.

by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025

math

its the worst subject, which causes stress and unhappiness to most. although, many people might like it (how do you do it, dude?), its a nightmare for most.

sia: how did the math test go??
joan: it was math right? of course it was a disaster.

by siaaaa October 30, 2020

Girl Math

knowing that small nutrition changes lead to better results than drastic changes

I lose weight by using girl math. I ate more protein, walked more, and drank more water!

by abcdefg123321123 November 3, 2023

Math

The lesbian sister of Biology.

P: "Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology."

by wbamo! September 12, 2021

MATH

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Person 1 : hey do you know what MATH Stands For
Person 2 : No what does it stand for
Person 1: Its Stands for

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

by OneSaltyBoi25 June 15, 2018

Sparx maths

Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all

Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too

by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023

Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022