Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.
John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.
Jane: Ok.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021
Get the Taking the long horse for a short walkmug. Guy1: ey dave sucked a dick yesterday
Guy2: but I heard he is gay
Guy1: oh okay it's okay as long as you gay I guess
Guy2: but I heard he is gay
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by Thegaymasterofcontrol June 6, 2018
Get the It's okay as long as you gaymug. Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.
Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!
by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003
Get the The Long-Nosed Geezer Flipmug. by gaming3000 January 22, 2021
Get the foot long dingle dongmug. The Act of two males, typically at the end of a gang bang, putting their cocks on the top of a females head with both cocks facing a different direction as to give the impression of horns on a head and begin cumming viverously.
Dude, Tristan called me earlier and asked me if I could find a friend to give her a Texas Bursting Long Horn. You in?
by Wolfsbanex May 8, 2015
Get the Texas Bursting Long Hornmug. "You know, after Bill fixes my computer, he hangs around long after the problem is fixed. That dude always stays a beat too long."
by CollieK February 3, 2010
Get the Stays a beat too longmug. USED BY
1. hookers to offer their services
2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"
3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hookers to offer their services
2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"
3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hooker:me love you long time
2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time
3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket
2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time
3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket
by tanukisanyo May 19, 2005
Get the me love you long timemug.