Sun Jizzed

When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel
Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"
by that 1 kid September 11, 2009
mugGet the Sun Jizzedmug.

Jizz Wig

1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.

2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.

3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.
Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!
by herbertonic June 19, 2023
mugGet the Jizz Wigmug.

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020
mugGet the Hot jizz tornadomug.

Spirit Jizz

The act of Jizzing while your a spirit. The jizz has the same properties as a spirit does.
Woot spirit jizzed on another Bitch!
by dickganker97 March 2, 2010
mugGet the Spirit Jizzmug.

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz
by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
mugGet the Pocket Jizzmug.

Jizz

When someone has a lot of swagger and gets the ladies.
Damn he got jizz”
by lañina August 13, 2025
mugGet the Jizzmug.

Jizz Jacket

The end result of a bukake session or gang bang where every guy aimed for her tits leaving her torso coated in jizz.
All 15 dudes tried to hit the slut's tits giving her a jizz jacket.

The gang bang ended with her having a jizz jacket.
by freakgodd September 9, 2016
mugGet the Jizz Jacketmug.

Share this definition