Jam

Jam is so nice and sweet! I wish I where him, he’s amazing! Jam makes everyone happy.

Look how perfect Jam is.

by Jamfan November 21, 2021

Vegan Jam

When you turn 23 and your bones start to creak.

Shoot, I am now 23, and am experiencing vegan jam.

by sliimriicky June 1, 2022

traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
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Traffic-Jammed

Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021

Hog Jam

A group of grown men who need to wee-wee-wee- back home and shelve the jellies to preserve a little longer.

Can you Hog Jam to the race? No cause my wife says I need help at the house.

by The MOMMA PIGS October 29, 2009

lady jam

the jam that comes out of a women`s vaginal area that usually appears during ones period

you want some of dis lady jam

by big mommy 149 May 20, 2022

Comb Jam

The gunky paste or crusty scalp residue left over at the base of a comb after continual use by combing filthy hair. It's similar to Toe Jam but on a comb and it's nasty.

There was so much comb jam that you couldn't get it through his hair anymore.

by lololarue February 26, 2011

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024