House Cat

A domesticated man who no longer gets to participate in fun activities outside of those activities preapproved by his female mate.

Chris was unable to go out after work with the guys for a few beers, because he was a house cat.

by HomerHatesSalad April 02, 2008

D House

"D House" is used to describe Denny's fine dining. Specifically the Denny's in Ballard, Seattle. Due to recent zone restructuring, the Ballard "D House" has closed and has now moved location to the Shoreline Denny's.

"Wanna go to D House?"

"Yeah I could use a Double Cheeseburger with Bacon and Seasoned Fries with a Fizzy Navel."

by dhousefanatik December 12, 2007

Bulky house

The non-slang zoning term for an infill Hummer house that grossly outsizes its neighbors built on the site of a teardown.

The Planning Commission approved the Bulky House zoning changes.

by Mandingoe January 03, 2008

House Fire

A remedy for gonorrhea wherein one soaks their genitals in boiled windex.

I fucked some chick the other day and that bitch gave me the clap. I had to give myself a house fire

by NotN8Wilhelm July 31, 2020

Cop House

Another word used to describe a police station. Because all the cops are from there, it can accurately be described as their house.

John: "Danny was driving way to fast around the roundabout in front of the cop house. I thought we were done for."
Ikeo: "Yeah, the cops in this town won't let that fly. I'm surprised he didn't get screwed."

by Dude John James February 06, 2008

House mouse

Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.

Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.

by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019

Amys House

Fucking nice place. not a single foreigner wondering about. nuf said.

I went to amys house and was surpirsed to not see a single mexican!

by OMushA October 08, 2011