Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

Ohio ham sandwich

When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.

Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.

by geekyandfreaky December 24, 2015

Ham

When someone gets their bare ass and forcefully puts it on someone’s face. Usually when sleeping

I’m gonna ham u if u fall asleep

by A toilet cleaner November 8, 2018

Ham

Salted, dried, or smoked flesh from the upper leg of a pig.

tiny slices of ham.

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024

John Ham Boy

Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.

John Ham Boy

cant skate ikr

by yungggphat July 2, 2019

going ham

when shits going craaaaazzzzyyyyy

person 1 "omg that person just box jump 456m"
person 2"omg jeremy's going ham"

by lazdawg February 5, 2023

hammed burger

hammed burger is when you ham the fuck out of a burger (i dunno what hammed means)

guy/gal: lookat dat hammed burger.....

guy/gal (2): Yuh

by worm consumer November 9, 2023