hammer shot

Slang term for a dick pick.

Dude1: yo this chick just slid into my dms what do I say?
Dude2: just send her a hammer shot brah.

by main man nigga October 1, 2023

hamiture

Someone unskilled or who has never cooked a Ham. Particularly stressful during holiday dinners…

Going to my friend’s house for Thanksgiving. A bit concerned about dinner since he wants ham & has never cooked one. God damn” Hamiture!”

by 8 Mile October 18, 2023

Hammerfucked

Is the point beyond no return. Mainly spent in the bathroom after consuming more alchohol then one can handle.

"We got so drunk last night after coinage"
"Yea I was hammerfucked"

by GIBMIESTER November 4, 2023

Hamath

A form of mathematical manipulation characterized by the deliberate provision of exaggerated or fictitious numbers, often without credible evidence, with the intention of eliciting shock, sympathy, or support in a discussion, debate, or conflict.

- I went to the dentist yesterday, and they pulled out, like, an 8000 teeth. It was awful!
- Dude, seriously? Stop hamathing.

by zbuben December 15, 2023

Hamath

A form of mathematical manipulation characterized by the deliberate provision of exaggerated or fictitious numbers, often without credible evidence, with the intention of eliciting shock, sympathy, or support in a discussion, debate, or conflict.

- I went to the dentist yesterday, and they pulled out, like, a thousand teeth. It was awful!
- Dude, seriously? Stop hamathing.

by zbuben December 15, 2023

Hamath

Combination of Hamas and Math.
A form of mathematical manipulation characterized by the deliberate provision of exaggerated or fictitious numbers, often without credible evidence, with the intention of eliciting shock, sympathy, or support in a discussion, debate, or conflict.

- I went to the dentist yesterday, and they pulled out, like, a thousand teeth. It was awful!
- Dude, seriously? Stop hamathing.

by zbuben December 16, 2023

Hamath

A form of mathematical manipulation characterized by the deliberate provision of exaggerated or fictitious numbers, often without credible evidence, with the intention of eliciting shock, sympathy, or support in a discussion, debate, or conflict.

- I went to the dentist yesterday, and they pulled out, like, a thousand teeth. It was awful!
- Dude, seriously? Stop hamathing.

by zbuben1 December 20, 2023