Daniel: MATILDA WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NINTENDO SWITCH YOU THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW YOU WANKER
Matilda: Gee Keep Your Hair on
Daniel: My Hair is on thank you
Matilda: It’s a saying Dufus duh it’s not like something I’ve made up
Dainel: You are such a Wankstain
Matilda: Fuck you Cum
Matilda: Gee Keep Your Hair on
Daniel: My Hair is on thank you
Matilda: It’s a saying Dufus duh it’s not like something I’ve made up
Dainel: You are such a Wankstain
Matilda: Fuck you Cum
by Imposter 181 February 9, 2022
Get the Keep your hair onmug. A Blue Haired Individual is someone who dyes their hair blue. However, they exhibit these symptoms that become apparent 24 Hours after dying their hair. Here are the symptoms:
| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).
| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.
| Seeing X as a news source.
If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.
| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).
| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.
| Seeing X as a news source.
If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.
person 1: Hey, look at her, she has blue hair!
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.
by basil_underwood October 5, 2023
Get the Blue Hair(ed)mug. the time period after a heartbreak where a girl dyed her hair red thinking it could heal her. never fw a girl in her red hair phase. they are on demon time they’re batshit crazy.
“bro she’s still in her red hair phase, that’s an automatic red flag”
“nah dude don’t fw her she just got broken up with and died her hair red, she cray cray”
“nah dude don’t fw her she just got broken up with and died her hair red, she cray cray”
by dhakdhksjfvxjizjehd November 9, 2021
Get the red hair phasemug. by OutKast4ever April 13, 2013
Get the hair hatted hooliganmug. Refers to a speed demon driving at blind speed to get to there destination on time. they’re usually rockin a mulley, listening to 80z hair metal music, Hackin darts, and is probably from Northern Alberta Canada who works at the oil patch eh!
Oh ya buddy! I was on highway 881 on my way to Fort Mac and I was haulin ass while drivin in a shit show of a blizzard. I went through 2 packs of darts that night and I was in a rush so I ripped some lines to keep me awake and I was fuckin given’er, hair straight back, on the highway to hell partner! 🤘🏼⚡️🚬
by Tony T Trucking October 23, 2019
Get the Hair Straight Backmug. It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.
by Jake Tam June 17, 2008
Get the Crusty Shit Hairmug. Awww! It's a ROBLOX bacon hair! Need help? 🥺
Turns out it was a fake bacon, the slender then gets mad at the person and says mic up kid.
Turns out it was a fake bacon, the slender then gets mad at the person and says mic up kid.
by ROBLOX memes September 9, 2020
Get the ROBLOX bacon hairmug.