The French Wars of Religion

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589

if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2019

french band-aid

Prior to engaging in sexual activity, heat hot wax and have ready a supply of wax paper. Blind fold your partner and start to spread the hot wax across the ass cheeks and lower back. Start to have sex in the "doggy position" and apply the wax paper. Before finishing tear the paper off and run!

I have given french band-aid's in the past but this was like no other.

by mystikalforkporker June 27, 2010

French butt kiss

to cause somebody strong butthurt due to the dirty open mouth

Dude, why such a butthurt? Did I French butt kissed you?

by AgileIndex October 12, 2015

French M&M

The act of filling an Easter egg completely with a solid chunk of shit.

Easter was my favorite holiday until my parents replaced all my eggs with French M&Ms

by GasMaskOverdrive February 8, 2019

The French Adam Johnson

Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt

Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford

by dogtoes June 11, 2018

Pardon your French

When someone says something really crazy,dirty, or really rude and you get sister shook.

1. Billy says "this game is really wierd." So, you respond "PARON YOUR FRENCH BILLY!!"
2. When your brother takes the last pizza and you yell " Pardon your French!" And sister snaps his neck.

by Food_lover_25 June 12, 2019

french connection uk'd

A subtle way to describe a state of being in which one has consumed enough alcohol to the level of being "fucked". This expression stems from the French Connection brand abbreviation "FCUK" and its similarity in spelling to the word "fuck."

"Oh look, Bill's trying to start his car using his TV remote."
"Yeah, he's pretty French Connection UK'd."

by Mr Sifter November 18, 2011