Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018

Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.

Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018

Failbob

Living Devil that likes to get little kids into sexual activities. Lies and cheating are its daily activities. Dont not trust for this disgusting shit.

That person is just like a Failbob

by Suicidal ShitLord May 11, 2018

FAIL

First

Attempt

In

Learning

"I just failed my exam"
"It's ok to FAIL you just have to continue studying"

by bigdaddyfailure December 12, 2019

fail nephew

someone with limited talent who none the less advances in a line of work based on the success of their much more notable and interesting uncle

Ted's just a fail nephew, the only reason anyone takes him seriously is his uncle William Nordhaus is a famous climate economist

by HuertDog May 11, 2020

Failder

One who has reached the age of an "Elder" but "fails" to conduct themselves in a humble, respectable, worthy manner of an "Elder" in their tribe.

"Just flat rugged! That Failder bought a 30-pack and smokes with their elder food card."

by I. Seentit October 30, 2020

fail

failed

failer

by zeed135 September 30, 2020