Door Douche

(n) A delivery app driver that double-parks by the entrance to one's favorite restaurant, therefore blocking the entrance for in-person customers - such as GrubHub or DoorDash

Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!

by PaulSNJ January 31, 2023

Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.

my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.

by Your a door knob September 16, 2017

If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

A 2020s zeitgeist Roman proverb

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca

by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Gavin drills door dong

When a black guys fucks a mother guy

Damm Gavin drills door dong

by Zentily June 17, 2022

Boy ♂next♂ door

Someone's neighour or a jabroni man who went to the wrong door or a neighbour of Van Darkholme.
Also means someone who is insignificant.

Don't be a Boy ♂next♂ door, be the boss of this gym.

by BasementRebel May 18, 2024

hop on doors

"Hopping on doors" is a sex position performed by 2 men, which involves licking the underside of each others' toe nails while making monkey noises.

Tom: Wanna hop on doors?
Kirill: Yes daddy

by EaZea April 3, 2023