to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

by Rasus January 31, 2015

Ultra-catch

Primary used to describe a girl who could be considered the epitome of human perfection

Damn, my girl is an ultra-catch!

by JPC97 September 26, 2014

Duck Catcher

A person who enjoys smacking ducks on the nose.

Hey did you hear about Jeb Bush's new scandal, apparently he's a huge duck catcher.

by Kevin Eric Sun May 25, 2015

cum cwotch

A unpleasant aroma coming from a males pelvic area

I would date him, but he has cum cwotch

by Tyler Bruh January 18, 2016

swing catch

The act of pelvic thrusting and catching your gentiallia between your legs.

Guy1: "Bro I just learned how to swing catch this morning!"
Guy2: "What the fuck is swing catch?"

by xXxAn0nYm0uZxXx March 14, 2016

pube catcher

Another name for the lint trap on your dryer

Your grandmother stayed the weekend, your turn to empty the pube catcher

by Cookie#3 October 14, 2016

colour catcher

A white girl that hangs with people not of her race

look at that colour catcher hanging with a group of black chicks

by blkzla September 13, 2016