Coupon Cake

Extremely cheap cake found deep in the American South. Typically found at gas stations and other places where cake should not be. Almost always of very questionable quality and taste.
"Yo yall gochum coupon cake for tirren's birthday"
by John Cront December 03, 2018
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Dee Cake

DEE is an acronym meaning "Dead Earthworm Entertainment", an obscure Las Vegas show that involves a man eating over 9000 earthworms and then vomiting them up and throwing them at the audience. People now use "Dee Cake" to describe something incredibly repulsive and stupid. The cake is added in to express lameness.
Will: Look, I am cool!
James: Shut up, you Dee Cake.
Will: :(
by p4kk4s December 15, 2010
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knob cake

A person who is of great inconvenience and speaks a load of shit.
Thanks for that you f*$%"£% knob cake. What a load of shit
by Harry Jacobs August 19, 2013
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cake rave

A rave with very few people, usually spontaneously among friends when a good rave song comes on.
Friend 1: "Dude, is this the ravebreak song?"
Friend 2: "It is! COMMENCE CAKE RAVE!"
*headbanging*

That cake rave last night was hardcore shit.
by Salyxas June 21, 2011
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Nut Cake

An art practiced in sex where right as your about to nut, do it on the outside of a vagina,so the nut resembles the frosting on a cake.
Guy 1: So how did the sex go.
Guy2: It was the best sex I've ever had.

Guy 1: Good for you buddy. How did you reward her for it?
Guy2: I made her a Nut Cake.
by ChipFlip. September 16, 2017
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Ho cake

This is the real deal... ho cake was well known in rural south Mississippi. It comes from the melting pot of cultures that makes south Mississippi so unique. Gaulette is the fancier form of ho cake. Ho cake was made on a metal hoe. A very poor person’s food usually consisting of flour, water, and oil but actually yummy. I would imagine anything was added to it that was available, for example, fruit, milk, and/or cornmeal😉
by Ladner February 07, 2019
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Kodiak Cake

Engaging in intercourse with your partner vigorously from behind in an outdoor hot tub full of milk while massaging each other with warm sticks of butter.
Did you see that episode of The Bachelor? Matt turned that girl into a tray of Kodiak Cakes.
by KodiakCaker March 25, 2021
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