Cow Tipping

Push her off the bed. While she is stunned, fuck her in the ass.

Last night Dan went cow tipping on Angie. She was very stunned.

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

Cow

Walking milk container who is also edible

I have a cow of milk

by Coweater123 March 31, 2021

Interrupting cow

Trick someone into saying interrupting cow who but cut them off

Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting cow

Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

cow

me;)

bitch imma cow, I am not a cat! I DONT SAY MEOW!BITCHHHH

by imma cow November 13, 2018

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

cow killed

To be wrecked up in a brutal way by an animal.
The end result of most bull riders careers.

That horse could really buck, she cow killed me!

by Katiekoo November 26, 2017