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hypocritical cow

a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.

a word used to describe hypocrites
(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow
by hows the kids dave September 20, 2019
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cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.
"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"
by rural magician May 24, 2021
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To be down for the cows

I need you to be down for the cows because tonight with be legendary.

We are going to be down for the cows, don't you worry!
by LingDanc803 August 20, 2023
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To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate or rant about cows during a breakdown to the point where the breakdown gets overridden by cow pictures
To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night, the chat is now filled with cow pictures
by HighlandCows August 4, 2021
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Safari cow

A kid in roblox thought I said cows live in safari so now I named him safari cow his username is meepz100
I met a kid in roblox and named him safari cow.
by Ugly rat the first May 14, 2020
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Cow Tipping

The act of paying off a hot chicks fat home girl so she'll stop cockblocking.
"Bro did you bang that fine ass blonde from the club last week"?

"Had to do some cow Tipping first but yeah knocked the bottom out of it"
"That's my boy"!! "What'd it cost you" ?
"Shit I smoked a hog leg with that heifer and she was out cold"!
"That's what's up"!

"Knocked it down on top her while she was passed out"!!
"Fucking legend"!!
by Urmainbitchismysidebitch July 22, 2021
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Cow Tipping

When you shove her off the while sleeping. When she is stunned, you fuck in her in the ass.
Angie got drunk last night and passed out. Dan went cow tipping on her drunk ass.
by Kazrat March 18, 2022
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