bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

by bourkes May 14, 2005

bum cough

A release of mucous and various toxic particulates from a homeless person dispersed in a broadcast pattern. Normally seen on a crowded mass transit system such as a train or bus.

Damn man that fucking dude just bum coughed you!

by Croman February 13, 2014

social bum

Boy or Girl in school that is weird but cool at the same time. Really smart but very creepy. Has tops three friends but hangs out with all kinds of people. It can have a positive and negative connotation

Yo that Ray kid, hes a fuckin social bum- positive
What a social bum!

by ray jrg z December 9, 2008

bum-chutney

a more modern and effective word for describing having the shits.

my arse is on fire, ive been suffering from a cronic case of bum-chutney. or. oh jesus christ the dogs shot bum-chutney all over the skirting board again.

by rockout27 July 6, 2007

Bum Muncher

somebody who likes to eat bums,
it doesnt matter what sex you are!
just go and eat a bum.

"I'm such a Bum Muncher!"

by emmko October 25, 2008

Bum rush

To attack someone softly sexually over social media

Oi bro this girl just bum rushed me

by Mince meat Dave May 8, 2020

bum dicked

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.

A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.

by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006