lunch box

a familiar term for a fat guy (usually your friend, or hetero-life partner)

"Hey, Lunchbox!!! Check out the tits on that bitch!!!"

by jay February 5, 2003

head box

a box designed to hold a sex slave allowing just the head and arms out for obvious reasons and sliding it under the bed whlie it is still occupied

I cant believe she was in a head box for three months!

by phil June 22, 2004

Chop Box

1. Eating Pussy
2. Licking Pussy with tongue
3. Pleasuring a female with the tongue

Man I had to chop box last night, makes girls down to get freaky when you chop some box

by moneydollars24 October 6, 2009

Chatter-box

A person who won't shut the fuck up.

-Hey you!
-Me?
-Yeah, you!
-What?
-Shut the fuck up!
-Why?
-Cos you're being a chatter-box, and it's annoying the shit out of me.
-Cunt.

by V4ND4L June 14, 2010

Dougie Box

When you take a pizza box and put your dick (usually your finger) and deliver it to an unsuspecting victim

Man, I heard that dude sent out his Dougie Box to that girl right ova there.

by DougieFreshSun June 3, 2010

Pandora's In-Box

When a person is sufficiently addicted to checking their e-mail and/or text message inboxes, said inbox becomes known as "Pandora's In-Box."

Jeff: Hold on, I think I just got a text.

Mike: Dude, your phone is turning into Pandora's In-box.

by Mackie11 June 16, 2009

box lock

A feeble attempt at a catchphrase with words that neither rhyme nor alliterate.

- That shabby little slag just put the box lock on me!
- Come on, nobody hip says 'box lock' anymore. Why don't you try 'muff cuffs' or 'cunt clamp'?

by Anonymous Cowherd January 11, 2009