Booty Call Threads

Typically, a Booty Call is when a man gets a late night call from a woman that wants to fuck between the hours of 12am-3am. If you are the guy, she only calls you because she knows that you won't take her out, and you have a reputation for laying pipe really well. If you are the girl, it's because you're hot and bothered, and you want your stab sack pounded on.

Well, just recently we've discovered a new breed of booty calling. It occurs in the wee hours of the morning on week nights from ass hurt posters who are begging for some attention on message boards. These men can be referred to bitches as too. They tend to get all hot and bothered by the popularity of others, and their way of crying out for attention is going on a message board crooning the name of the posters they'd like to suck or fuck.

Booty Call Threads

User: djohn2oo8: Yesterday, 02:06 AM

Title: Who else feels bad for lakaluva?

He used to have a decent case for being an effective troll, but is now obsessed with Duncan. Damn shame too, nobody is on anyone's mind like that unless they gave em' a good fuck. Bouncing pennies off men's asses was probably the tipping point for him

Booty Call Threads by lakaluva December 11, 2010

booty call 

when someone has their phone in their back pocket and sits on it and it calls you.

booty call

booty call by jestercing October 20, 2008

Booty Licious Bungalow

The Booty Licious Bungalow is a room of incredibly 1337 proportions. It consists of
1. A pro ass computer with WoW on it for all night pwnage and Itunes with kickin' tunes to listen to while the pwnage being done.
2. A TV with over twenty horror movies at its disposal.
3. An Xbox 360 with Xbox Live for even more all night pwnage.
4. A kitchen is conviniently placed on the floor above the BLB with delicious foods.
5. Last and certainly not least, a ginormous bed that can hold up to six people.

Only a select few have accept to the BLB. Upon entering the BLB you must pay an admittance fee, considering anyone that stays there for the night gets mad vaj.
The BLB was first designed by ****** ******* in the year three hundred elleventy five. It recieved it's unique name on the night that hawt vaj came over and we all had pro secks. As amazing as this room sounds, it has its downsides. For some apparent reason, one of the BLB co-owners smells like he has been bathing in pig feces for weeks. Another BLB co-owner has been suffering from hair loss after falling into the toxic sludge moat surround the BLB.

Contrary to popular belief, attaining STDs in the BLB only has a 72% chance. But you know what they say "STDs are like Pokemon, you gotta catch 'em all!". There is, however, one small rule. Anyone that tries to steal from the BLB gets his/her eyes gouged out. It seems like a serious punishment but everything in the BLB costs approximately $444;4258j2342012131123123134[[[qde23424. If you know what's good for you, you'll come to the BLB and leave it as you found it. For questions on how to reach the BLB email me at [e-mail]. The directions are much to secret to put on a website.

It is rumored that God lost his virginity in the Booty Licious Bungalow.

Booty Licious Bungalow by Davey Deathkill February 20, 2009

Booty Worm 

Long peice of shit.
The stench of shit.

Dman, it smells like straight up booty worm in here!

O-man dats a booty worm.

Booty Worm by Katie CCCC-town December 4, 2005

booty juice

Noun:

1. That which makes a full, healthy and pneumatic behind.

2. An extra supply of energy or a second wind that allows us to continue doing something, even when we're exhausted.

Adjective:
-booty juicy-

1. Used to describe a person who appears to have gotten botox injections.
2. Used to describe an energetic person.
3. Used to describe a person with a nice butt.

You've got some booty juice in your trunk.

You've got an extraordinary booty juice when it comes to psychology homework.

Giiiirl, that outfit makes you look so fine and booty juicy.

booty juice by Self-Proclaimed King of Words January 31, 2009

booty rubbin 

When your girl doesn't want it up the ass, so she rubs her booty up in your face.

"Yo girl, why you booty rubbin me, I just got my teeth cleaned."

booty rubbin by Da Hitman April 20, 2005

Booty Knock 

When you live in an on campus apartment and your "booty call" lives through your wall, he or she becomes a "booty knock". Because when you need some booty, you simply knock on the wall, because his or her room is on the other side.

Friend 1: "wow, i want some booty." (knocks on wall)
Then, the booty knock shows up knocking on the door.

Booty Knock by jorman1 April 23, 2011