Beachy Dick

When someone shoves sandpaper down your dickhole.

Stephanie gave me the worst case of Beachy Dick, when I broke up with her yesterday.

by NigbutTheLegend October 12, 2018

Beachchicken

A white bird known commonly as a seagull.

Yesterday I was at the park and there were so many fucking beachchickens

by Darksuspect October 12, 2018

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

Beach Hut’d

A term used for overpaying for shitty food, specifically sandwiches overly dressed up with cream cheese and avacado.

I ordered a pastrami and once again I was Beach Hut’d.

by Talliwood December 9, 2018

Beach Cruiser

An American knockoff of a Dutch bicycle

I saw a beach cruiser on the beach.
He bought a beach cruiser to start riding to work.

by fietsen December 24, 2018

Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.

Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting

by 0lorin January 14, 2019

Batch

To shower.

Damn dude do you batch?

by Top Batcher February 13, 2019