Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.

Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now

by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021

Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.

"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."

by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021

Brandon Jerry

He is albino

Hey that guy is albino he is just lie Brandon Jerry!

by himynameisl September 30, 2021

Brandon L Richards

One bad mother fucker. Bad ass attitude always

I wish I could be a Brandon L Richards!

by One bad ass mother fucker February 20, 2022

Brandon Farris

A very funny youtuber with 2 kids, he is a nice sweet handsome guy with a very beautiful wife ❤️, although he is as short as a elf 😪

“omg did u see that tiny guy over there!”
“Yeah that must be Brandon Farris.”

by mmmmmmememe February 21, 2022

Brandon Lockhart

The sexiest nigga on earth itself

“Hi is you’re name Brandon Lockhart?”

by Rebel.v2 February 23, 2022

brandon bills$

Brandon Bills$ Is someone who will protect his family at all cost! Aka YOUR COST because he will sue the pants off of you especially if you embarrass him. He is one of those dudes that would show up to a bowling alley with boxing gloves instead of bowling shoes. He’s much like Leroy brown. When Brandon walks into a room his presence is so threatening, the entire room will jump him.

Julio: “Aye man, they are tossing some dude by the hair on the slippery lanes like he a bowling bowl!“

Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$

by Holdmeclose February 24, 2022