Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.

Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.

by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017

asian goalie

a really cool guy that has a lot of friends and is really cute and girls should date him.

hey look it's asian goalie.

by asiangoalie69 March 3, 2019

Ty the Asian Guy

A very highly extremely Asian person, is NOT African or burnt.
Also is quite stupid.

"Ty the Asian Guy you are so Asian omg I bet you eat pizza using chopsticks."

by Asiankuun December 14, 2018

Asian Central

Asian Central. The number #1 banter page on Instagram. If you do not follow, you are a simp.

Judge: Do you follow Asian Central?

Person: Yes
Judge: *checks persons Instagram*

Judge: You do not follow Asian Central, so you are a simp
Person: Jine Mera Dil Luteya
Judge: Oho

by Asian Central April 22, 2020

Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024

Asian navigation

When your Asian friend is too good at navigating

Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)

by Tomthebomb December 8, 2019

Fake Asian

A toad that's burnt in the road that's also is a sh**t stain who pretents to be Asian or Korean but has no Real Asian or Korean bloodline and also tricks and burns the World.

#1 Dang that girl is Koraisian. #2 Naw. She not from Asia or Korea. She's just Fake Asian. Not a real Blackanese. Careful she'll burn you. #2 YIKES!!!

by Catisaqueen May 26, 2021