dylan

dylan is the type of guy to ride a bike because it makes his dick feel good

dylan really loves riding bikes!

by someoneswatchingme October 17, 2021

Dylan

dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.

person 1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is

by shy <3 July 17, 2023

Dylan

The realest nigga out there. Word 2 his muva

Person 1: Yo you see that tough ass nigga over there?
Person 2: Yeah thats Dylan word 2 my muva

by Yobigfqttoesa May 29, 2023

Dylan

The Peak Alpha Male, eats pie to assert dominance, absolute sex god who has huge cock and has bitches waiting at his door to suck his dick

I am no where near comparable to a Dylan

by The Unknown 2526 July 16, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is a kind young guy but when it comes to athleticism he’s lacking. His favorite sport is basketball and he often finds himself playing horse. He is infamous for losing to a one hand layup

Dylan is super nice and generous but sometimes he leaves people wondering how he is so bad at basketball

by Thebestonehandedfreethrow November 1, 2021

Dylan

If you happen to know a Dylan, consider yourself extremely lucky. They’re kind, sweet, and probably the best person you’ll ever get to know. They always do their best to make others happy but sometimes forget about their own wellbeing. So make sure to give them a big hug whenever you can to show just how much they’re appreciated.

Person 1: Hey have you met Dylan?

Person 2: I have! They’re so sweet!

by anonymous November 27, 2023

bob dylan

basketball as mf you got your belt snatched where yo belt at

bob dylan is a stinking monk

by bob dillonator July 27, 2023