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Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome
by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022
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woman

A female human who despite being just as capable as a man to undertake about any task is not believed to be 'worthy' for equal rights on all domains by society today.
I have a lot of respect for every woman in the world, fighting some sort of battle or the other.
by Abyss_Trips November 17, 2023
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dead woman

An older woman that a younger woman feels challenged by her experience and has flirted shamelessly with her husband or boyfriend
Gurl is that the dead woman's man you made a move on!
She ain't buried yet.
by Lolliepop11 June 1, 2017
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Landmine woman

A landmine woman is a girl, that is quite attractive, nice and might be popular. But, as you get to know her more, she is actually insane and has mental issues.
"Ame from NSO is a Landmine woman."
by Marigoldkinner March 2, 2025
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Pretty Womaned

When you go to an expensive or prestigious store, college, club or hair salon and get snubbed or patronized because of how you look. People who look like bums, hookers, hicks (think Hee Haw) and trailer trash are frequently targeted; also, people of color and indigenous groups.
Ida Lee, who grew up in a trailer park outside Palookaville, was an honor student and cheer captain. She went to an Ivy League college on full scholarship, but the snobby students and profs Pretty Womaned her, saying that she wasn’t smart enough for university.

Elaine, a taxi driver who moonlights at an art gallery, goes to a fancy hair salon - and gets Pretty Womaned, leaving the place looking like Ronald McDonald.

LaShawn and Supinder go to Holt Renfrew, only to be Pretty Womaned by a snotty clerk. They were told that Value Village had a yellow tag sale. (LaShawn and Supinder could afford Holt Renfrew, but they’re people of color).
by The Real Canadian April 25, 2022
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app woman

The app woman who showed up at my place looked just like her profile picture in her "personal services" ad. I was so excited.
by Unkie Mark June 11, 2019
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Big Woman Personality Disorder

Big Woman Personality Disorder (also known as BWPD) is a personality disorder in which a woman is loud, obnoxious, and tastelessly bombastic. It should not be recognized as a real personality, but rather as an amalgamation of anything that happens to pop into her brain and needs to be yelled about. The "big woman" refers to the nature of the personality, not the literal size of the woman, though they can (and often do) correspond. They can often be identified by wearing backpacks far too small to be useful or stylish, and they may be "Disney adults." There is a lesser known corresponding disorder for men but it better blends in amongst the populace as it is generally more expected and is less of a "cry for help." Note that not all talkative women have BWPD, since one major requirement is obnoxiousness.
What is that woman yapping so obnoxiously about? Must be big woman personality disorder.
by davus0000 August 23, 2024
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