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child

a being that deserves to be raped, sodomized, and enslaved.
Jack: Hey man, look at that child over there.
Ben: AAAAAHHHHH im gooning
Jack: yeah me too.
by PopeRaisin February 7, 2022
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Child

A human being that suffer from pressure in school life and parents
Your child is tired please low your expectations
by Maybeicanfindthiswhenimolder February 9, 2022
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child

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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Child-Man

A child-man behaves, acts, and thinks like a man, but is a child at heart. They are having fun and enjoying life to the fullest, all with the mindset of growth, experience, and everything it means to be a man (up to you!)

They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.

All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!

A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
Noun: a person with a purposeful mind and a loving heart.
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.

Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”

Person 2: “what do you mean?”

Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”

Person 2: “and that smile…”

Both: Dreamy
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shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)
your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA
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Child Groom

He is her child groom
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Childs

The last name of a god. Credited to the creation of the atom, Donald J. Trump, the universe, women, everything your little mind can think of was created by a person who has the last name, Childs. The men of this family have shlongs your wife wants and the women's bodies only a goddess could have.
Wow, that person has a massive shlong must be a part of the Childs family.
by OG Childs March 9, 2022
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