law of the dick

If it doesn't fit in her mouth, it doesn't belong in her vagina

That bitch doesn't know the law of the dick

by Momma Lynn May 15, 2017

Adrian's law

Adrian's law is the theory that since visual recordings (photography, video, etc) were invented each generation of humans has seen approximately twice the amount of genitals than the previous generation.

"Bobby won't get off the internet dad! "

Probably because of Adrian's law.

by The science dad May 31, 2018

uncle-in-law

1- Pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Sumner's Law

Harley Davidson riders don't wave because they think they are too bad. BMW riders don't wave because they think they are too good.

Sumner's Law is true. When I ride my Honda Gold Wing, I always wave at fellow riders, but Harley Davidson and BMW riders never wave back.

by biker Phil August 17, 2011

Orwell's Law

It takes only so long before those in privileged positions claim 1984-esque censorship for getting the treatment for being criticized and dealt with like everyone else has been subjected to beforehand.

Person 1: This guy got banned on Twitter and now screams that will all live now in an Orwellian Nightmare because his followers finally followed through with the hatred and violence he enabled and incited.
Person 2: This is Orwell's Law at work again.

by Tazman33991 January 19, 2021

Morton's Law

The law defining the known fact that you have to wear the opposite colour bra to your shirt or else the bra will be Easily visible

Omg, you can totally see Becky’s bra right now.. has she not heard of Morton's Law

by I just need chicken salad April 9, 2020

Ernest's Law

No matter what, any conversation with a leftists will always come back to Donald Trump.

Guy: "I just think if schools had pre-retired desk jockey cops patrolling inside, school shootings would stop immediately."

Leftist: "We should also continue to overregulate guns."

Guy: "What would that do?"

Leftist: "Ughhhh! You were brainwashed by Donald Trump."

Guy: "Ernest's Law you have never failed me!"

by Nontendo May 14, 2019