rumple crimple toes

A person with athletes foot

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

spread your toes

Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.

To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.

Strictly speaking a description of a death.

by Gregg The Lawrencville Hunkey April 22, 2018

Toe Suckle Swap

The sexual act similar to a 69, except instead you suck your partners toes

Guy:"Hey Girl suck my toes"
Girl:"Only if you return the favor"
Guy:"For sure let's toe suckle swap"

by pseudonym78901 February 15, 2018

toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

Toe-Pinching Day

a national day where you get to pinch someone with your toes as hard as you can bc it hurts like hell.

My friend toe pinched me so hard today, but i couldn’t make it stop because it’s a national toe-pinching day!

by colby jack cheese July 25, 2021

Toe Nail Legend

a upper lip smeller (kjay) with a crusty BIG TOE that also has fungus. and smells like dabreon lip

Toe nail legend is here.

by UrFavDarksin July 24, 2020

Lack toes intolorent

Absolutely cannot Stan the thought of toes

1. I identify as Lack toes intolorent

by Milkyspartner July 7, 2020