duck shit

quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.

"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Rypsaw May 03, 2003

Duck Day

A duck looks so calm swimming on top of the water but down below he's kicking like mad to stay afloat. A duck day is where your whole team is kicking like mad to keep the stats up or to look good for managers.

Brooke: Thank god your here
Beth: Why
Brooke: 2 out sick 1 on leave. It's a duck day.
Beth oh no!

by Kahula April 30, 2008

Duck Beak

a man or women who likes penis up their nose

last night she begged me to give it to her up her nose cos she's a duck beak

by X8 dictionary May 19, 2011

duck chuck

To stab one and throw him/her via the neck and legs.

GUY 1: Man dude I just got killed!

GUY 2: Naw dumane, you just got duck chucked!

by tacobellrules123 October 16, 2010

Swamp Duck

An animal or person who smells as if they have been living in a swamp.

I need to take my swamp duck dog to the groomer asap.

by Mudd Digger March 28, 2018

McDonald duck

a person who frequents McDonald's.

The number of McDonald ducks is rising.

by uttam maharjan August 07, 2011

duck batty

Someone who has the features of both a duck and that of a batty.

"Oi! look at him, hes a duck batty!"

"Quack, Quack, Bye!" said the duck batty

by MuzzUnit August 04, 2006