Toe Blindness Syndrome

When your stomach is so big, you cannot see your toes.

Man, my boss already has TBS - Toe Blindness Syndrome, but he's still eating out of the vending machine.

by bing's wai July 8, 2011

Deo-Tac-Toe

A game that is similar to Tic Tac Toe but instead of three in a row you need to get 2 in a row.

THE RULES:
You need to get two marks in a row.
You can replace other players marks with your own.

1. Hey do you want to play Deo-Tac-Toe?

2. So in Deo-Tac-Toe I can actually get rid of your marks and place mine.

by Kiyo0120 February 16, 2022

spread your toes

Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.

To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.

Strictly speaking a description of a death.

by Gregg The Lawrencville Hunkey April 22, 2018

toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

rumple crimple toes

A person with athletes foot

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

cowboy camel toe

cowboy camel toe created by tight wrangler jeans worn by men

When a man's wranglers are so tight his nut sack is split in half like a cowboy camel toe.

by skrambled February 5, 2015

Big toe tugboat

The act of two people sitting in a bathtub facing each other while exchanging big toe penetration into each other’s buttholes and making a ship horn sound.

So I heard Lee and Wayne have been in the bathroom big toe tugboating all night.

Wow! That was some awesome BTTB!!

by Captaincrank March 23, 2020