Two Turtle Doves

One of the dirtiest sexual acts possible.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.

Man, she was so dirty, she even let me do two turtle doves.....

by J4miem December 25, 2010

Two dollar pistol

Term for stolen pistol that is going to put you in jail if the police find it on you. Pistol is also often a cheap poorly made pistol as well.

That girl is hotter than a two dollar pistol.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

two and a half men

One of the worst shows on television. Unfortunately, it has high idiot appeal, and therefore does well in the ratings.

A: Hey, you want to watch Two and a Half Men?

B: No that show's not funny. Let's re-watch Arrested Development instead.

by vandelayindustries January 17, 2011

Canadian Two By Four

Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.

This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.

by Scarab November 29, 2004

Two-Backed Beast

The "two-backed beast" is a euphamism for having sex. For some reason, people can't just say "having sex," they have to come up with a clever way to say it.

"Last night I was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend"

Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc

by Asty von Ferguson October 6, 2005

Two and a half men

A threesome between two men and a transgender

My neighbor watches two and a half men

by Farquaadthelittle July 11, 2018

The ole' one two

When you stick up your middle finger and do the "up your ass"
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.

"I was walking on the sidewalk to get some food and there was a 40 year old lady screaming at me that I was living a life of sin. So I gave her the ole' one two

by Toon_Link_GotT September 7, 2016