Julius Caesar Salad

A female performing oral sex all the while cutting your inner thigh with a knife.

Ah, that beith the spot. Now toss me a Julius Caesar Salad, and taketh thou dagger and ream my inner thigh slave.

by Twitch K. January 11, 2014

cellblock salad fork

Anything you can use to wipe the dingle berries off bubbas ass before he makes you toss his salad. Example : popsicle stick.

Thank god my friend had a cellblock salad fork because his 300 pound cellmate looked like he didn’t wipe.

by Rws2012ss May 21, 2022

ginger salad tossing

Giving an Irish man a sloppy rim job

Last year in Dublin, the women offered all red headed males ginger salad tossings

by Drakesta23 February 1, 2014

Bush Brain Salad

Any ragu made from unidentifiable ingredients.

A little bistro on the West Bank served Bush Brain Salad with a fine Chateau Musar and garlic crisped pita on Wednesdays.

by I.M. Reason February 19, 2009

creamy cucumber salad

First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.

Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.

by ranchanator February 25, 2010

right in front of my salad

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

by imahoeaf August 3, 2017

Lipstick Salad Tosser

When a skank puts on unnecessary amount of lipstick and licks your asswhole ^.~
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Drew deakyne is a lipstick salad tosser

by Anonomous Tosser November 2, 2011