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Squirrely Bottom

A girl who has an au naturale unshaven vaginal bush.
The girl was a squirrely bottom; she needs to wax.
by riri6656 February 14, 2009
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Bottom Up Libertarianism

Bottom Up Libertarianism

A new political platform dedicated to improving the quality of life of Americans based on inalienable rights of human beings, while at the same time allowing it to flourish as a leading world power. This is an alternative to the current two party system that merges the most admirable values/policies of both parties, thus fostering cohesion and unity.

The number one priority of Bottom Up Libertarianism is ensuring freedom of all Americans. This includes freedom of speech, religion, right to bear arms, choice over one’s body, and a completely free market. With less restrictive market regulations, corporations will be able to be able to focus on innovation to strengthen American GDP.
The next priority of this platform is acknowledging that social inequality exists but that focusing on identity politics is not a remedy, but rather a catalyst for further division. Instead, taking an economic perspective on solving this inequality is a more effective approach. If a certain demographic group lacks opportunity, enforcing action to correct this directly will end up causing adverse effects on the rights of not only other demographic groups, but the rights of the individual. The solution on this matter is to utilize economic resources to channel capital into the institutions and infrastructure of underprivileged communities based off of data analytics to set them up for a brighter future. This in turn will spur growth across all classes of America.
Bottom Up Libertarianism is the ideal American future.
by skatmandiddlybop December 16, 2022
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Beta Bottom

A beta bottom is someone who won't admit that they're a bottom and insists that they are, oh I dunno, a switch or something. Just as an example
You're such a beta bottom, pineapple, you insist you're a switch but you're just a bottom. Please admit it.
by borv December 21, 2023
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Problem Bottoms

The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.
A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.
by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023
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bottom tickler

That Schwabe guy is a bottom tickler!
by G. Mecha February 2, 2007
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bottom of the pack

When you've been binge swiping on Tinder so much that you actually run out of people.

May also refer to problems encountered using Tinder in sparsely populated areas.
Girl 1: I'm at the bottom of the pack girl, am I binge swiping?
Girl 2: Can't see any of your matches?
Girl 1: Yeah it's a bug
by snoopdougal March 23, 2016
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Bottom

Anyone who’s name is Yiurz
Person 1: haha you’re such a bottom
Yiurz: no im not >:(
Person 1: thats not what you said last night babe
by Ghosttop August 15, 2021
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