Russian fruit twist

Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka

remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists

by Fin r February 4, 2023

Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.

‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”

by kirby1000 May 29, 2022

fruit cup

A term usually used to describe a absurdly gay, or homosexual, person. However, it can also be used to describe someone when they are not thinking straight or acting stupid. It's commonly used to substitute words like "faggot," "retard," "douche bag," or even "piece of shit" if you want to spice things up.

What are you a fucking fruit cup?
Get your head out of your ass you fruit cup!
Now that guy definitely has to be a major fruit cup.

by Robbie Cringe April 20, 2017

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025

Erin - fruit

Erin, my dear friend, epitomises the essence of a dragon fruit—exotic, vibrant, and nourishing.

The first striking similarity between Erin and a dragon fruit lies in her distinctiveness. Just as the dragon fruit stands out in any grocery store with its bright pink skin and green-tipped scales, Erin possesses an individuality that captivates everyone around her. She has an innate ability to engage people with her unconventional ideas and vibrant spirit, making every interaction memorable. Her uniqueness fosters an environment where creativity flourishes, allowing our friendship to thrive in ways that are both enriching and transformative.

Erin - fruit
Friend 1- “woah look at Erin she’s radiating confidence and colour rn”
Friend 2 “she’s such a dragonfruit!!”

Boy-“where can I take a bit into that fruit”

by Strawberry frog 🥺❤️✨ January 2, 2025

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016