Jonah Tatspasofiodhfjkdnsk is a extremely handsome and attractive guy that can make anyone's heart flutter. ANYONE. Just as long as he gives you "the look", you will become attracted, no matter your demographic. Old, young, guys, girls. Especially guys, he is the number one reason why men transition to female. Although he does all this, Jonah is too good for a mate and needs no children to pass on his name. He is so sexy and handsome and powerful, he will pass on his own name. Sex is Jonah's specialty. He can make anyone shudder with zero fingers. Legend has it that if you moan his name, you will have the purest form of intellect for 30 seconds. He makes friends very easily. A little too easily. Brian Pov is one of his best friends and he also will get with your Spanish teacher. Jonah's spirit animals is an Elephant. Sometimes, he is referred to as Jojo, the twin of a girl called Patience who is very talkative. Jonah Tats owns one pair of shoes, plays piano, listens to classical music, owns no jeans, and is the best at AP Calculus. He aspires to make chemicals in science laboratories and enjoys listening to ASMR Mukbang and JPop. His ultimate goal is to bring PB&J everyday for lunch for an entire 10 years. Overall, Jonah is one of the most religiously influential and testosterone-driven people you will meet and his aura will inspire you to worship him and watch Yuuna and the Haunted Hot Springs.
Person 1: Wow did that person transcend humanity at 75% the level of a Terrance and has a schlong over 11 feet long?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a Jonah Tats.
Person 1: What a religiously religious figure.
Person 2: Yeah, it's a Jonah Tats.
Person 1: What a religiously religious figure.
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However, apparently adults took that statement as a complete lie or simply a bullshit claim (including the kids in the japanese arcades playing this game), and now both compete for the crown of who is better at reading a spam of notes and/or who could destroy the Arcade's taiko drum faster.
However, apparently adults took that statement as a complete lie or simply a bullshit claim (including the kids in the japanese arcades playing this game), and now both compete for the crown of who is better at reading a spam of notes and/or who could destroy the Arcade's taiko drum faster.
some guy: "hey you ever played taiko no tatsujin?" (such can be considered any version of taiko, including osu!taiko because of its different style of charting)
a rhythm game player: "yes"
some guy: "can you play the drums???"
a rhythm game player: "no you squashed package"
a rhythm game player: "yes"
some guy: "can you play the drums???"
a rhythm game player: "no you squashed package"
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