Dick Talking

When a homosexual has a dick in his mouth and speaks random words

"Paul had mikes dick in his mouth and he was dick talking all day" "Nasty man"

by Icerntspell April 17, 2010

gigity-tasking

The act of doing anything else while having sexual intercourse.

Jane calls Julie on the phone:

Jane: are you working out.

Julie: No I'm just Gigity-tasking, I'm riding cowgirl right now.

by crumboy May 8, 2010

total-tasking

The act of concentrating on a single task as opposed to multi-tasking.
Seen more commonly in the male of the species homo sapiens.

Jennifer was annoyed as John exhibited total-tasking while watching the sport on TV and once again didnt register her requests.

by Davie Crockett April 10, 2011

Spurd Taping

Using a wooden spoon to insert a turd in to a "dirty whores" mouth and then quickly securing the mouth with duct tape. Often used by "dirty bitches" during intercourse to heighten the pleasure of anal penetration. Long time advocate and active receiver of spurd taping is Tracy S. who is quoted as saying "Spurd taping is for when ass to mouth just isn't good enough."

Tracy loves it when there is spurd taping at a party because there's nothing like leaving the taste of shit in your mouth.

by raven 52386 February 12, 2015

Shit-Talking

When someone communicates something negative (true or not) about a certain individual to other people. This action could manifest as a text message, a verbal conversation, or an Urban Dictionary Definition.

Person 1: Did you hear about John Doe? I heard slept with Jane Doe and Janet Doe all in one night!
Person 2: What a fuckboy! Should we tell everyone?
Person 3: Nah, just do some shit-talking about him on Urban Dictionary . It'll work perfectly!
Person 1: Thanks, but I'll send out a group text.

by Liberal Lady Ann June 15, 2016

Random talking

Random talking is the ability to stitch bizarre pieces of information together, and still make enough sense to survive a professional presentation.

The 2016 Presidential Election is witnessing a lot of random talking.

by AnonymousOlinGuy August 14, 2016

Tua tanking

The act of an NFL team trying to purposely tank a season to get the #1 draft pick and draft Tua Tagovailoa

“The Dolphins, Bengals, and Redskins are Tua Tanking this year.”

by RiceBowl2018 October 17, 2019