barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

Bored Out Of My Tree

A way to state how severely bored you are.

--What are you up to?

--Oh nothing much just bored out of my tree. Wanna do something?

by ohnow September 16, 2010

ur family tree lgbt

Worst insult in any language. Puts Ur grandpap a trap to shame. The only know counter is “No u” followed immediately by “ur sisters a mister.”

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. No u
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. *falls to knees*
1. Ur family tree LGBT
2. *Banished to shadow realm*

by Zigtec May 13, 2018

Blow Trees Get Money

First used in the 2010 debut single called "Teach Me How to Dougie" performed by California Swag District (C.S.D). Meaning 'smoke marijuana and get money' said by 'M Bone'

Cuz I don't give a f*ck blow trees get money

by btgm July 14, 2010

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees

What really good marijuana looks like.

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!

by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010

fucked out of my tree

for one to be extremely drunk and or high, causing one to act like a complete tard.

oh man, last night i was fucked out of my tree. i dont remember much, and im pretty sure i couldnt stand by the end of it.

by metdizzle March 14, 2008

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

by queeferia March 28, 2022