Piss-Kiss

The event of urine being splashed over the sphincter, buttocks, and/or perineum after faeces drops into the toilet water while the depositor is defecating.

"Bleurgh, just got piss-kissed by last night's bananas."

by Graham Gooch February 24, 2010

piss-pirate

a pirate that pisses everywhere.a word that pisses people off for no reason, very similar to butt pirate.

Gerald:Michael, what's the matter you got some sand in your vagina?
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate

by macaroni salad January 30, 2009

YouTube Piss

YouTube Poop's alter ego, the only difference is that it's even worse. Believe me, it is.

Person 1: Hey, I just watched this awesome YouTube Poop!
Person 2: I watched an epic YouTube Piss.
Person 1: DEUUEAUGH
*person 1 dies*

by sonicroxs October 27, 2010

piss butter

Urine that accumulates on the back of the toilet or one the bathroom floor over time to form a gravy-like paste known as piss butter.

I saw a guy on the internet that once scooped piss butter off the back of a toilet, spread it on a cracker, and ate it.

by Gord-O Jones June 26, 2008

piss weed

getting high of off cat piss

You were smoking piss weed AKA Chessin It.

by Colin Johnson March 27, 2008

cat piss

(n.) Disgusting tasting liquid. Quite possibly the main ingredient for budweiser, since it certainly ain't alcohol, water or even fruit flavourings.

Bud sux k thanks bi

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

pissing contest

When two parties to an argument that should be resolved by compromise, which is to say an argument in which both parties have flaws and valid points to their argument, attempt to win the argument by offending or damaging each other. There's no winner, both parties wind up damaged.

Jim and Diane are in a pissing contest for their friends. In the waning weeks of their relationship Jim and Diane each try to win the allegiance of their common friends by telling derogatory stories about the other.

by Tom Mitchell June 11, 2006