Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 15, 2022

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tha math

top notch, if something such as lasagne or alannah is above the average.

alannah, tha math
lasagne, tha math
tea, tha math
basshunter and phil and ally, tha math
sasannachs, not tha math
but this lasagne alannah and phil cunningham made, tha math

by thamath January 22, 2014

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math is hard

so is life...

get over it!

Kid: Mom, math is hard!
Mother: So is life, get over it!

by man367519 May 18, 2022

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Math extinction

When your maths teacher walks into the classroom and all the students simultaneously pass away.

As Mr Looper entered his mathematics class, he was shocked, for it seemed a math extinction had taken place - no student was left alive.

by Redart098 August 31, 2022

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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.

Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.

by Numerati February 25, 2025

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