fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody's front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! When they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! You have a flaming surprise!
by prankster-ou June 29, 2009
by gmoneyslaps April 23, 2023
When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you
fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.
After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.
After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
by African war lord June 22, 2019
by Lamasisful July 19, 2023
A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.
by SamB14 May 23, 2020
When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
by yakeyT July 23, 2019
Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!
Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"
by Hym Iam February 17, 2024