Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 14, 2017

pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

by Jackson davidson October 10, 2017

Smashing Lemons

Making boomer stock manipulation firms lose millions as they get crushed by the MOASS.

These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.

by of_tism January 20, 2021

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

TB Smashed

When your girl can’t take a finger in her ass so you shove your whole dick in her

I “TB Smashed” the fuck outta that bitch

by Mcyeeters Sleeters April 13, 2022

Smash

To eat a bunch of food or lots of drink while sober or not sober.

I smashed on that burger last night!

I smashed that 6-pack

by Kittykat331 December 23, 2019

Smash

To have sex

So I was ‘smashing’ my wife the other day...
She came back to mine but she didn’t let me ‘smash’.

by Beer Rap and Banter Podcast January 17, 2018