Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

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Slap Peas

The side chick, the chick that means nothing. The one who ain't around for very long. The girl who always wants to be more but never can be.

"Nah dude we aren't dating she means nothing to me. She is just Slap peas, ya know? Cuz I am slappin' her peas ;/"

by iggysmalls123 May 26, 2018

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hog slap

When you make a large grunt, like a hog and which you slap the shit out of your significant other.

Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!

by iughlokj April 15, 2018

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slap the jelly on it

To add something extra. Can be used positively or negatively.

She didn't just let me smash. She slapped the jelly on it with thewhipped cream and shit.

My mom trippin, I did all my chores then she gonna slap the jelly on it right before I head out.

by trill trifficult July 23, 2019

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