shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

Shit Deck

A poop deck that you actually poop on.

Do poop on the shit deck!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 21, 2020

White Shit

Shit that white people do, such as: invadin' territories, killin' in the name of God, stealin' resources, eatin' a lot of cheese.

Hey, Oliver. You up for some white shit?

by Lifs July 10, 2023

Shit Tier

Opposite of peak, worse than mid.

“Elio is not mid, he is Shit Tier”

by chiceknlil' February 19, 2022

[shit] [stranded]

To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.

Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.

A.K.A. wayward wipers

by Dr. K.B. August 30, 2008

Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.

Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.

by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012

shit yes

an overwhelming sense of emotion used as a response to describe ones extreme anticipation, excitement or happiness of an event that has yet to occur - but will at a set future time and date.

JR: "It's confirmed. We're going to the party at 8pm"

Blake: "Shit yes!"

by derwin24 March 14, 2014